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My slugs and snails take a trip over bottom wall into the bramble wasteland I'm hoping they like it there better than in my garden.

My slugs and snails are family pets - with names. There's Simon and Susan Slug and Stephen and Sarah Snail and all their little children. They're family.
There was a time when I thought they'd like a holiday somewhere different so we went to get their passport photos. They weren't very well behaved in the passport photobooth in the supermarket though. They kept sliding off the seat or crawling up the wall and the manager came and evicted us. I kept telling him that they wear masks normally but he still ordered us out - so they climbed back into the trolley and we came home.

Strong coffee this morning V?

Perhaps we should open a Garden and Gossip care home!

What a good idea ^^^^
Can I be a Carer please? I'm looking for a job that suits my talents.

(22-04-2021, 10:44 AM)Admin Wrote: [ -> ]Perhaps we should open a Garden and Gossip care home!

Asylum you mean boss

I will probably be MIA for a while. Bobs family have turned up for their annual 2 week holiday. Obviously it didn’t happen last year. Usually they’re in a property the other side of the glen. So I don’t see them every day   . This year they are next door  . I’m going to have to play nice.

Morning peeps,

I hate having a weekend off working only for it to tip down with rain.

Off to the outlaws today with a couple of patio plum trees which were crowding my veg bed. 

Hope you all have a lovely day.

(08-05-2021, 07:13 AM)Small chilli Wrote: [ -> ]I will probably be MIA for a while. Bobs family have turned up for their annual 2 week holiday. Obviously it didn’t happen last year. Usually they’re in a property the other side of the glen. So I don’t see them every day   . This year they are next door  . I’m going to have to play nice.

Oh No!!! 2 weeks of playing nice!! An impossibility?
Are they any help with the construction?

Chucking it down here - I blame Mikey and his naked gardening. The weather is doing its best to deter him from a repeat exposure this weekend.

Wet and miserable here too.....