Modern vernacular

I can't remember the last time our house phone rang we used to only get cold callers until we added Call Safe. I suppose we just ought to unplug it.

Woke:if I get the buddy that woke me early this morning, to ask aboot domestic appliance insurance, I won't be too pc

Bob was telling me about bin-fluencer/ binfluencer .don’t know the correct way it’s written. One of his many fb finds.
The first person on the street to put the bins out , that makes the rest of the street follow suit. A binfluencer

That's P

I'm a Binfluencer too - talk a load of rubbish, some people follow my example, others trash it.

You must be a hot binfluencer