2020/21 - Tonight’s recipe

Can I come to dinner please?  I could get a taxi....

Sorry you’re to slow   . That would be a very expensive taxi and a long swim 

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the (wo)man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

TaDa

You’re invitation has been withdrawn after that unnecessary outburst          
going to have that bl**dy song in my head all day now      .



You’re funny