Am I the only one............

I’m different, I’d not go as far as special. Because of my slightly odd need to collect hinges. Not collect exactly. Must have some always available in the shed just in case and obviously a choice of shapes & sizes.
I might be considered different in some circles ( but not this one ) for talking to plants more than people.
Maybe it’s my pathological hatred of children. Maybe because I’m a jack of all trades. Possibly because I’m slowly turning into a hermit ( all though I am forcing myself to go to civilisation tomorrow, to slow the transition to hermit ). Just maybe I’m weird   .