2021 - Picked my first.............

I have a ripe tomato and a nearly red strawberry..............not picked either. I need them to talk to the rest of their mates and tell them to get ripening.

Did you grow your parthenon courgettes this year V?

No, I forgot!! I grew Royal Flush which is supposed to be good in pots, but its rubbish for early production of courgettes.  Won't grow them again  waste of space.

Never mind, you've probably got 160 other ones to deal with.