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One of my childhood favourites, but "historical" may be stretching it a bit!
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Anyone who existed before me is historical. 
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I remember that one too. Along with this one
WOOD
JOHN
HANTS
what's the gentleman's name and where does he live
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Vinny
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I can see an anagram of Rob Hood but if you say it fast 10 times it sounds a bit like Humphrey Bogard! 
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You're on the right lines, Vinny but you need to think inside the box.
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Another, rather depressing, puzzle!
A man is killed by a pane of glass. The glass didn't fall on him and it wasn't broken before it killed him.
How did he die?
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Vinny
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He fell through a skylight?
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By fire as the pane of glass was a magnifying glass, with the sun shining through it?
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(24-11-2022, 11:09 PM)Vinny Wrote: He fell through a skylight? I'm giving you this one, Vinny, as its a better answer than the one I have " he fell through a window from a great height".
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Next...........
There were 5 Saturdays in February 1992. When did this happen again?
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