Would Gardening be Better if ...
PyreneesPlot Offline
Mountain Dweller
#1
... moles liked slugs more than worms.
... voles preferred dandelions and docks to leeks and artichokes. 
... groundsel struggled to germinate. 

Any you'd like to add?
Has Anyone Seen the Plot?

Hautes-Pyrénées (65), France
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#2
............it only rained at night.
............birds didn't eat cherries
The Moneyless Chicken says:- 
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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Vinny Offline
Geordie living 'ower the watter'
#3
Pigeons detested eating  brassicas but loved eating slugs. Smile
"The problem with retirement is that you never get a day off"- Abe Lemons
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Moth Offline
Chissit No-digger
#4
....carrots grew best in heavy clay
....mud didn't stick
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished  – Lao Tzu
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#5
...compost turned itself
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mcdood Offline
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#6
...Mares tail wasnt a thing
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The Boss
#7
Blight didnt exist
I am only the Boss because Veggie lets me be!
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Small chilli Online
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#8
Aphids eat each other.
Builder that would like to go play in the garden.
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Moth Offline
Chissit No-digger
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...sprouts only took 3 months to grow.
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished  – Lao Tzu
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Small chilli Online
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#10
Blackbirds stop helping spread out the whatever it is you’ve just spent ages mounding up  Rolleyes . 



I still wouldn’t be without Mrs blackbird, she’s very good company.
Builder that would like to go play in the garden.
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