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... moles liked slugs more than worms.
... voles preferred dandelions and docks to leeks and artichokes. 
... groundsel struggled to germinate. 

Any you'd like to add?

............it only rained at night.
............birds didn't eat cherries

Pigeons detested eating  brassicas but loved eating slugs.

....carrots grew best in heavy clay
....mud didn't stick

...compost turned itself

...Mares tail wasnt a thing

Blight didnt exist

Aphids eat each other.

...sprouts only took 3 months to grow.

Blackbirds stop helping spread out the whatever it is you’ve just spent ages mounding up   . 



I still wouldn’t be without Mrs blackbird, she’s very good company.