Do you have an ology?

I'm feeling decidedly left out, not an ology in sight here. I was always reminded that my brother was the clever one, foolishly I believed it. I nearly got to finishing school in Ascot....does that count? Ended up at secretarial college in Salisbury looking after elderly grandma.
Masses of skills, no ologies.

As I said in my previous post I have nothing either, my siblings were A students, evedently by the time I came along the family "brains" pot was about empty and all I got was the dregs

I'm feeling decidedly left out, not an ology in sight here. I was always reminded that my brother was the clever one, foolishly I believed it.  I nearly got to finishing school in Ascot....does that count?  Ended up at secretarial college in Salisbury looking after elderly grandma.
Masses of skills, no ologies.

As I said in my previous post I have nothing either, my siblings were A students, evedently by the time I came along the family "brains" pot was about empty and all I got was the dregs

I am sorry you both never got one...there you go, you both have an apology

I have a degree in Environmental Science, which in effect is Ecology

I have a Nutterology - its acquired, not from studying but by answering questions on threads like this.

Well done everyone, you've all passed.

^^^ you have a professorship in nutterology and you are tutoring us all, we might even pass the exams

You're doing very well with your studies, JJB - a star pupil.

^^^ you have a professorship in nutterology and you are tutoring  us all, we might even pass the exams

Creep, teachers pet, swat      

^^^ you have a professorship in nutterology and you are tutoring  us all, we might even pass the exams

Creep, teachers pet, swat      

Hah Hah.  Creep maybe, swat, never.   I'll send her an apple if it gets me good grades - might be one exam I pass!  You'll not pass if you muck about at the back though

(On reflection it did sound a bit creepy, didn't it?  Didn't sound like that in my head as I wrote it though  

I seved my time and worked in engineering for ten years , 5 years of which I was going to college on day release. From what I remember my first year was General Engineering then four years on a Fabrication Technicians course.(HNC or ONC can't remember) 

Then the bombshell came in 1980 and they shut the British Steel plant at Consett works making everyone redundant. Consett was a steel town so no other jobs were to be had.

I moved down the road to Newcastle area and blagged my way into a job on a University Sports Ground.They sent me to college again and I managed to get good qualifications in Sports Turf Management(Distinction) so they eventually gave me the gaffers job!

Then I was made redundant again, two years before my retirement age, so I took early retirement.

So in essence, I now have retirementology.

My first degree was an ology. BSc in dental technology. I then worked as a dental technician for a few years, mainly in prosthetics and a bit of orthodontics. Then I went back to uni to train as a dentist.

If I'd known I would have come to you for a visit over lockdown. Nearly a whole year with waiting to have a tooth out.  They tried filling it 3 times.

If you're in the Lancaster area I could very well be your dentist struggling to manage the backlog caused by the last year's problems. I'll try not to get too irate here, it's not the forum for it. 
I hope you're not in too much pain and that you have managed to get your problem tooth treated now.