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It must be Christmas. No one would want the contents of my freezer clear out. The stuff would probably have hazard lables on it.

That's the good thing about having 3 dogs that will eat anything and a hotbin that will also eat anything. Neither of them read date labels.
I couldn't make any words out of the Alphabites, apart from BOY, but since the dogs can't read I could tell them anything, like "H" is for Spud and "O" is for Bessie etc. 
I've just eaten some Chip shop curry fish fingers (Birds Eye). They were larger than normal fishfingers with a hint of curry powder in the breadcrumb coating.  OK but I wouldn't buy them.