Vinny's Allotment Plot

Bit too much information there, Vinny.
When I was working I had to visit a sheep's wool grading and packing warehouse in mid-Wales. The workmen insisted on shaking hands with me so that I could feel how soft their hands were - from the lanolin in the fleece. Then they took me into the room where they stored the daggings to see if they could upset my stomach with the smell. I think I was more alarmed by their soft hands than the stench.

Blokes with wet lettuce hand shakes give me the shivers, I'm afraid to say! Dunno whether I am being politically correct here, but I honestly don't care. 

P wholeheartedly agrees, wet lettuces are creepy