2023 - What I did today

Delving in the bottom of a cupboard I found 6 boxes of seed tapes, 10 tapes in each box. I remember buying them (special offer, of course) but only used a few because I could never find a 2m long strip of ground to lay a tape down. This was back in 2016 and things haven't improved since then!
Since it was too cold to play outdoors, I've torn a strip off 6 different tapes and laid them out on some damp kitchen roll as a viability test. My expectations are nil but, as we always say, Every seed deserves a chance.
I also found some flower seed impregnated discs for hanging baskets. These have a similar chance of growing (Nil) so I'm going to lay them out on a bare patch of ground, water them and forget about them. Its that or the compost bin.

Look forward to hearing the results if your experiment.