#1 |
OH thinks I have lost the plot...........she is probably right.
When I put stuff in the oven I always set the timer in case I forget.
When it 'dings' I am usually doing summat I need to finish so I talk to it. Some of my favoured comments are:-
1) ffs
2) Yeah, yeah, yeah!
3)Shut the F**** up!
4) I know, I Knoooooooow!
5)For cripes sake!
5)Right, Righttttttt!
6) Shaddap, shadappppp!
There are other utterances which I have been known to use but I dare not add them!
When I put stuff in the oven I always set the timer in case I forget.
When it 'dings' I am usually doing summat I need to finish so I talk to it. Some of my favoured comments are:-
1) ffs
2) Yeah, yeah, yeah!
3)Shut the F**** up!
4) I know, I Knoooooooow!
5)For cripes sake!
5)Right, Righttttttt!
6) Shaddap, shadappppp!
There are other utterances which I have been known to use but I dare not add them!
"The problem with retirement is that you never get a day off"- Abe Lemons