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OH thinks I have lost the plot...........she is probably right.

When I put stuff in the oven I always set the timer in case I forget.

When it 'dings' I am usually doing summat I need to finish so I talk to it. Some of my favoured comments are:-

1) ffs

2) Yeah, yeah, yeah!

3)Shut the F**** up!

4) I know, I Knoooooooow!

5)For cripes sake!

5)Right, Righttttttt!

6) Shaddap, shadappppp!

There are other utterances which I have been known to use but I dare not add them!

No geordie has ever said 'for cripes sake'

And I thought Veggie was mad!

I’m with you Vinny. 3 & 4 are my go to comments 

Yep there's no hope for you Vinny but you're safe as long as the timer doesn't reply.

Why isn't this on the Nutty thread?
Talking to your Oven isn't exactly sensible..................and I should know because I talk to the washing machine

"Coming, coming, hang on!!

I am reminded of Don Quixote and his faithful nag Rosinante, tilting at Windmills!  Old age and lunacy go hand in hand!

(29-01-2021, 10:34 AM)Admin Wrote: [ -> ]And I thought Veggie was mad!

I must admit, I've never dreamed my head was on the wrong way!

(29-01-2021, 10:25 AM)mcdood Wrote: [ -> ]No geordie has ever said 'for cripes sake' 

I was always taught NOT to take the Lords name in vain!

(29-01-2021, 10:54 AM)Veggie Wrote: [ -> ]Why isn't this on the Nutty thread?
Talking to your Oven isn't exactly sensible..................and I should know because I talk to the washing machine

"Coming, coming,          hang on!!

Oh that one gets loads of verbal abuse in this house. Inpatient SOB      .