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My niece told her dad that she had a light on in her car. Which one, he said and she answered "The little teapot".

(22-10-2023, 11:20 PM)Veggie Wrote: [ -> ]My niece told her dad that she had a light on in her car. Which one, he said and she answered "The little teapot".

Does your niece still have a car ?   . Or did the engine seize because it had no oil   .

(22-10-2023, 10:29 PM)Small chilli Wrote: [ -> ]

(22-10-2023, 09:48 PM)Vinny Wrote: [ -> ]

(22-10-2023, 02:10 PM)Veggie Wrote: [ -> ]You wouldn't have eaten it anyway as its not animal - although maybe the slugs and snails would be OK.

Snails, possibly, slugs definately not!  Even Hugh Fearnley Eatsitall turned his nose up at those!

My Grandson entered a pumpkin carving competition (not with my half eaten jobbie) and carved an 'engine management light' into the pumpkin, which can be a horrifying sight!

 
this look familiar 

And here was me thinking he was being original!

(23-10-2023, 09:17 AM)Small chilli Wrote: [ -> ]

(22-10-2023, 11:20 PM)Veggie Wrote: [ -> ]My niece told her dad that she had a light on in her car. Which one, he said and she answered "The little teapot".

Does your niece still have a car ?   . Or did the engine seize because it had no oil   .

She still has a car and a long suffering dad and three brothers who are her "minders". 
Just realised - she's my great-niece so younger than you might have thought!

Next year's Challenge? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-67188609

(23-10-2023, 12:08 PM)Veggie Wrote: [ -> ]Next year's Challenge? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-67188609

  . You first 

Veggie's got an unfair advantage, she's littler than the rest of us!

How is that an advantage? If my arms are shorter I may not be able to paddle as well, in fact, I might not be able to see over the sides of the pumpkin.

(23-10-2023, 06:08 PM)Veggie Wrote: [ -> ]How is that an advantage? If my arms are shorter I may not be able to paddle as well, in fact, I might not be able to see over the sides of the pumpkin.

I believe JJB was implying you don’t have to grow such a big pumpkin.   . Outrageous, I know     .

What a nerve! As if would do such a thing.