Conversations with oven.
Vinny Offline
Geordie living 'ower the watter'
#1
OH thinks I have lost the plot...........she is probably right. Rolleyes

When I put stuff in the oven I always set the timer in case I forget.

When it 'dings' I am usually doing summat I need to finish so I talk to it. Some of my favoured comments are:-

1) ffs

2) Yeah, yeah, yeah!

3)Shut the F**** up!

4) I know, I Knoooooooow!

5)For cripes sake!

5)Right, Righttttttt!

6) Shaddap, shadappppp!

There are other utterances which I have been known to use but I dare not add them! Big Grin
"The problem with retirement is that you never get a day off"- Abe Lemons
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mcdood Offline
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#2
No geordie has ever said 'for cripes sake' Smile
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Admin Offline
The Boss
#3
And I thought Veggie was mad! Big Grin
I am only the Boss because Veggie lets me be!
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Small chilli Offline
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I’m with you Vinny. 3 & 4 are my go to comments  Big Grin
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Bren Offline
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#5
Yep there's no hope for you Vinny Big Grin but you're safe as long as the timer doesn't reply.
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Veggie Offline
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Why isn't this on the Nutty thread?
Talking to your Oven isn't exactly sensible..................and I should know because I talk to the washing machine

"Coming, coming, hang on!!
The Moneyless Chicken says:- 
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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Vinny Offline
Geordie living 'ower the watter'
#7
I am reminded of Don Quixote and his faithful nag Rosinante, tilting at Windmills! Big Grin Old age and lunacy go hand in hand! Rolleyes
"The problem with retirement is that you never get a day off"- Abe Lemons
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Vinny Offline
Geordie living 'ower the watter'
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(29-01-2021, 10:34 AM)Admin Wrote: And I thought Veggie was mad! Big Grin
I must admit, I've never dreamed my head was on the wrong way! Rolleyes
"The problem with retirement is that you never get a day off"- Abe Lemons
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Vinny Offline
Geordie living 'ower the watter'
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(29-01-2021, 10:25 AM)mcdood Wrote: No geordie has ever said 'for cripes sake'  Smile
I was always taught NOT to take the Lords name in vain! Tongue
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Small chilli Offline
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(29-01-2021, 10:54 AM)Veggie Wrote: Why isn't this on the Nutty thread?
Talking to your Oven isn't exactly sensible..................and I should know because I talk to the washing machine

"Coming, coming,          hang on!!
Oh that one gets loads of verbal abuse in this house. Inpatient SOB   Rolleyes  Big Grin .
Builder that would like to go play in the garden.
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