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Conversations with oven. - Vinny - 29-01-2021

OH thinks I have lost the plot...........she is probably right. Rolleyes

When I put stuff in the oven I always set the timer in case I forget.

When it 'dings' I am usually doing summat I need to finish so I talk to it. Some of my favoured comments are:-

1) ffs

2) Yeah, yeah, yeah!

3)Shut the F**** up!

4) I know, I Knoooooooow!

5)For cripes sake!

5)Right, Righttttttt!

6) Shaddap, shadappppp!

There are other utterances which I have been known to use but I dare not add them! Big Grin

RE: Conversations with oven. - mcdood - 29-01-2021

No geordie has ever said 'for cripes sake' Smile

RE: Conversations with oven. - Admin - 29-01-2021

And I thought Veggie was mad! Big Grin

RE: Conversations with oven. - Small chilli - 29-01-2021

I’m with you Vinny. 3 & 4 are my go to comments  Big Grin

RE: Conversations with oven. - Bren - 29-01-2021

Yep there's no hope for you Vinny Big Grin but you're safe as long as the timer doesn't reply.

RE: Conversations with oven. - Veggie - 29-01-2021

Why isn't this on the Nutty thread?
Talking to your Oven isn't exactly sensible..................and I should know because I talk to the washing machine

"Coming, coming, hang on!!

RE: Conversations with oven. - Vinny - 29-01-2021

I am reminded of Don Quixote and his faithful nag Rosinante, tilting at Windmills! Big Grin Old age and lunacy go hand in hand! Rolleyes

RE: Conversations with oven. - Vinny - 29-01-2021

(29-01-2021, 10:34 AM)Admin Wrote: And I thought Veggie was mad! Big Grin
I must admit, I've never dreamed my head was on the wrong way! Rolleyes

RE: Conversations with oven. - Vinny - 29-01-2021

(29-01-2021, 10:25 AM)mcdood Wrote: No geordie has ever said 'for cripes sake'  Smile
I was always taught NOT to take the Lords name in vain! Tongue

RE: Conversations with oven. - Small chilli - 29-01-2021

(29-01-2021, 10:54 AM)Veggie Wrote: Why isn't this on the Nutty thread?
Talking to your Oven isn't exactly sensible..................and I should know because I talk to the washing machine

"Coming, coming,          hang on!!
Oh that one gets loads of verbal abuse in this house. Inpatient SOB   Rolleyes  Big Grin .