Vinny
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Vinny
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OH thinks I have lost the plot...........she is probably right. 
When I put stuff in the oven I always set the timer in case I forget.
When it 'dings' I am usually doing summat I need to finish so I talk to it. Some of my favoured comments are:-
1) ffs
2) Yeah, yeah, yeah!
3)Shut the F**** up!
4) I know, I Knoooooooow!
5)For cripes sake!
5)Right, Righttttttt!
6) Shaddap, shadappppp!
There are other utterances which I have been known to use but I dare not add them! 
"The problem with retirement is that you never get a day off"- Abe Lemons
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mcdood
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No geordie has ever said 'for cripes sake' 
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Admin
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And I thought Veggie was mad!
I am only the Boss because Veggie lets me be!
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Small chilli
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I’m with you Vinny. 3 & 4 are my go to comments
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Yep there's no hope for you Vinny but you're safe as long as the timer doesn't reply.
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Why isn't this on the Nutty thread?
Talking to your Oven isn't exactly sensible..................and I should know because I talk to the washing machine
"Coming, coming, hang on!!
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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Vinny
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I am reminded of Don Quixote and his faithful nag Rosinante, tilting at Windmills! Old age and lunacy go hand in hand!
"The problem with retirement is that you never get a day off"- Abe Lemons
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Vinny
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(29-01-2021, 10:34 AM)Admin Wrote: And I thought Veggie was mad! I must admit, I've never dreamed my head was on the wrong way!
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Vinny
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(29-01-2021, 10:25 AM)mcdood Wrote: No geordie has ever said 'for cripes sake' I was always taught NOT to take the Lords name in vain! 
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(29-01-2021, 10:54 AM)Veggie Wrote: Why isn't this on the Nutty thread?
Talking to your Oven isn't exactly sensible..................and I should know because I talk to the washing machine
"Coming, coming, hang on!! Oh that one gets loads of verbal abuse in this house. Inpatient SOB .
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