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We sent out our roving reporter, Veggie of the G&G Daily Post to investigate.......... here is Veggie's Report :-
My enquiries always led me back to Frank Wiltshire, the 1st Class postal worker, who is attributed with never letting a stamp go unfranked. He agree to an interview as long as he was paid at overtime rates for the time it took.
Mr Wiltshire, may I call you Frank?
I had noticed that Emblazoned on his Jobs-worth cap in gold braid were the letters "N.U.T.".
Mr Wiltshire explained that N.U.T was his motto - "Never Used Twice". His colleagues in other parts of the UK had other ideas and made fun of him relentlessly. Mr Wiltshire said he was only doing his job and had recorded the Mails (and Femails) responsible in an attempt to stamp it out.
He was very dismissive of other postal workers, most of whom had allotments, because he said they turned a blind eye to envelopes containing seeds. They know its seeds by the sound they make as they pass along the conveyor belt - a sound which irritates Mr Wiltshire, reminding him of his grandfather who always had dirty fingernails and mud on his boots.
Mr Wiltshire, suddenly stood up, pointed at a pile of envelopes, and stomped off, muttering something about First class Males waiting for no one..............
My enquiries always led me back to Frank Wiltshire, the 1st Class postal worker, who is attributed with never letting a stamp go unfranked. He agree to an interview as long as he was paid at overtime rates for the time it took.
Mr Wiltshire, may I call you Frank?
I had noticed that Emblazoned on his Jobs-worth cap in gold braid were the letters "N.U.T.".
Mr Wiltshire explained that N.U.T was his motto - "Never Used Twice". His colleagues in other parts of the UK had other ideas and made fun of him relentlessly. Mr Wiltshire said he was only doing his job and had recorded the Mails (and Femails) responsible in an attempt to stamp it out.
He was very dismissive of other postal workers, most of whom had allotments, because he said they turned a blind eye to envelopes containing seeds. They know its seeds by the sound they make as they pass along the conveyor belt - a sound which irritates Mr Wiltshire, reminding him of his grandfather who always had dirty fingernails and mud on his boots.
Mr Wiltshire, suddenly stood up, pointed at a pile of envelopes, and stomped off, muttering something about First class Males waiting for no one..............
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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