Veggie's random garden

Yes, its a medlar. Bit like the quince, I don't really know what to do with them!
Maybe somebody can guess what the second "thing" is.
No idea about the fungi and I'm not tempted to taste it.
The red leaves are on a small Japanese maple that's at least 20 years old but still shorter than me....(Cue for the Boss to be rude).

When have I ever said you were vertically challenged shorty.