Do you have an ology?

Didn't make college let alone uni, but did get some levels, I have one 4ft a 2ft and a 9inch spirt level, only educational claim to fame is both son and daughter have University degrees, though I always tried to instill in them that having qualifications does not mean you are better than others, with having a mother who could strip, repair and polish any piece of furniture, cut and sew cloth to make dresses or trousers, along with the ability to do practically anything she wanted done and left school at 13/14 taught me that qualifications wasn't everything.
Well that my excuse for not sticking in at school