Do you have an ology?

No ologies here   . I couldn’t be ar$ed with higher education     .

All I have is degrees of some sort in animal management & floristry

That'll be a Zooology and a florology then, SC.

florology Sounds like something unpleasant you can contract     . So pretty close to how I felt about being a florist     

(Hated every second of it! It’s taken me a good 25+ years to forgive flowers! I’m slowly starting to like & appreciate them again ).