Veggie
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What is this?
These are the care instructions:-
Care
Do not wash.
Do not bleach.
Do not tumble dry.
Do not iron.
Do not dryclean.
Wipe clean with a damp cloth.
Close the door when windy.
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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Small chilli
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No idea. I had lots of suggestions until I got to the last instruction. That is a very precise institution .
Builder that would like to go play in the garden.
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Net cover for a doorway to stop mosquitos coming in?
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JJB
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A blowaway
Gardening is an excuse not to do housework
Greetings from Salisbury
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Veggie
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(Yesterday, 10:04 AM)SarrissUK Wrote: Net cover for a doorway to stop mosquitos coming in? Nice try, but Nope!
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Veggie
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(Yesterday, 10:07 AM)JJB Wrote: A blowaway
Give the lady a coconut!
Its the IKEA greenhouse.  https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/asparen-gre...8894950701
I expected Sarriss to recognise the instructions. 
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(Yesterday, 10:14 AM)Veggie Wrote: (Yesterday, 10:07 AM)JJB Wrote: A blowaway
Give the lady a coconut!
Its the IKEA greenhouse. https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/asparen-gre...8894950701
I expected Sarriss to recognise the instructions.
That's more polite than 'give the monkey a peanut'.  Have you acquired one for free? How long do you think it would last with wind, rain and dogs?
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Veggie
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Yesterday, 11:23 AM
(This post was last modified: Yesterday, 11:27 AM by Veggie.)
No, I don't have one - no use to me as it can't be ironed!
Came across it by accident on the web and had a little chuckle at the generic care instructions.
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(Yesterday, 11:23 AM)Veggie Wrote: No, I don't have one - no use to me as it can't be ironed!
Came across it by accident on the web and had a little chuckle at the generic care instructions.
Understandable, no one would like a wrinkly blowaway
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Do not wash, yet it's going to be outdoors in all weathers? 
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