Emily cucumber
JJB Offline
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Just out of interest and to refresh my memory about what size to pick and pruning I googled 'Emily cucumber' SHOCK HORROR  up came 'watch Emily Cucumber porn videos here'!  I beat a hasty retreat and didn't have the courage to view any, I might get P to have a look and tell me about it.  I also have a niece Emily,  I'm never going to view my niece or cucumber in  the same way again.  Cry Big Grin
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You don't get that sort of thing with Beth Alpha. Smile
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Emily can be a bit of a Diva, but when she sees a cucumber, it's Party Time for her Femspot.
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(26-06-2023, 04:34 PM)Veggie Wrote: You don't get that sort of thing with Beth Alpha. Smile
Like Veggie I’m so glad my cucs are all Beth Alpha.  Angel
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(26-06-2023, 05:35 PM)toomanytommytoes Wrote: Emily can be a bit of a Diva, but when she sees a cucumber, it's Party Time for her Femspot.
Send a Telegraph for her Defender, he's partial to a Mini Munch.
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Just think what she could do with a dragons egg  Angel  Blush   Wink
Builder that would like to go play in the garden.
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JJB Offline
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Very droll, I can't think of any more. Had to explain it all to P.
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One year I put Boothby's Blonde and the Armenian Giant, also known as Yard Long, in the same bed. That was a big mistake. I'm too embarrassed to tell you what happened. Wink
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