Something to muse upon

Browsing our tablets while having our morning coffee in bed....as you do, P came across something that tweaked his interest. 

You two lead such exciting lives ..............

"Good morning J. Which tablets do I take this morning? Have you noticed how some of them have lines across them? Is it just the white ones or does the green one have it too?"

"Good morning P, I like the little pink ones myself. Look, they match my  winceyette nightie! " etc etc.............

How true you got it one.  But the morning conversation usually goes like this
J 'have you taken  your tablets?'
P 'grump, grump, bah, bladdy things, they don't do any good'
J 'take 'em, they're keeping you alive, if you dont take them, I'll spend the insurance quite happily'
P more grumps but he takes them eventually.    

At a consultant visit yesterday, doc asked what medication are you on.......P had printed out a list because he's clueless and get it all wrong. Dangerously so.

PS   how do you know about P's pink winceyette nightie??