Strange but true.

What do you mean JJB, how else did I get this face?!!

I've been told before to 'Tell your face your happy', but, you can't help having an RBF. (Resting B***h face!).

What do you mean JJB, how else did I get this face?!!

I've been told before to 'Tell your face your happy', but, you can't help having an RBF. (Resting B***h face!).

At last!  Someone who understands.  I'm always being  told I look miserable, but if I try to smile all the time I look manic , therefore I'll be happy inside and grumpy outside.

Yes, if someone passes you in the street smiling weirdly you are probably going to cross the road, I know where I stand with a scowl.

A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won’t.

It’s illegal in Switzerland to own only one guinea pig.

All tabby cats have an "M" on their foreheads. So ginger cats are all red tabbies.

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It’s illegal in Switzerland to own only one guinea pig.

It's almost impossible anywhere to own only one guinea pig. Guinea pigs are good at making more guinea pigs. 

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If you made $1 every second, it would take you 2,921 years to have more money than Bill Gates.

All cats have 3 colours in their coats.

Camels can’t walk on ice - it’s because they move their legs unlike most mammals e.g both sides together. That movement is what can make people sea sick. 

I guess that's another strange but true then - you can be seasick in the desert..........

A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won’t.

That is because a mule is stubborn, I’m not sinking and you can’t make me sink.

You can’t hum if your holding your nose.

Octopus have 3 hearts (what does octopi taste like?)

You can’t hum if your holding your nose.

Octopus have 3 hearts (what does octopi taste like?)

 Your right, I tried it I was humming in my nose.