Good Morning, Afternoon, Evening, Night!

What a strange place to have eyes!! My Mum's were in the back of her head.

I may  have mentioned it before but it all  stemmed from mother having recycled some old kitchen curtains into a skirt. The material had a green background with various breakfast item pictures scattered around. Sausages,  bacon, fried eggs etc. Whether by design, I know not, but it turned out she had 2 fried eggs on her bum, so she made the most of it and convinced us they were magic  eyes that could see what we were doing even when  her back was turned.