Good Morning, Afternoon, Evening, Night!

My slugs and snails are family pets - with names. There's Simon and Susan Slug and Stephen and Sarah Snail and all their little children. They're family.
There was a time when I thought they'd like a holiday somewhere different so we went to get their passport photos. They weren't very well behaved in the passport photobooth in the supermarket though. They kept sliding off the seat or crawling up the wall and the manager came and evicted us. I kept telling him that they wear masks normally but he still ordered us out - so they climbed back into the trolley and we came home.