Good Morning, Afternoon, Evening, Night!

Evening from a cold but snow free South Wales.
Just to make you laugh I'll tell you about my visit to Morries this afternoon - first time shopping for a couple of weeks - only went because I needed essentials like dog food.
Put on my mask and disposable gloves before collecting a trolley and trundling it over to the disinfecting point - where you take a piece of paper towel, squirt it with sanitiser, wipe down the trolley handle and dispose of the paper towel in the bin. Then you squirt hand sanitiser on your hands and enter the store,

Under the watchful eye of the Morries assistant, I attempted to tear off a strip of paper towel from the dispenser but, tug as I might, it was jammed in the hole. Since I was wearing gloves I thought I would squirt the sanitiser on my gloves and slide them over the handle ---------meanwhile the queue is building up behind me.

Not one of my best ideas!!! I may have been a bit heavy handed with the sanitiser as it squirted out all over me, my coat, my everything except my gloves. 

The Morries assistant was sniggering behind her mask, the queue was laughing  and all I could do was announce that I was thoroughly disinfected and perfectly safe!! 

At least face masks are a good disguise and they may not recognise me next time!!