Entering Competitions - not G&G

I've searched my memory bank and remembered a couple of other prizes:-

A cuddy toy named Dewi the Dragon that was a prize in a raffle in aid of Guide Dogs for the Blind. The organiser rang me to tell me I'd won and that he couldn't deliver the prize because neither he, or his Guide dog could drive!!!

A bottle of "champagne" in a Christmas raffle. I was still living at home with my parents, who didn't drink or own a suitable glass so, on Christmas Day I was swigging this "fizzy stuff" from a tumbler! One of my presents was a pair of fluffy, bright pink slippers which I was wearing, when my mother told me to go upstairs and tidy my room so the guests could put their coats there. As I climbed the narrow stairs, clutching my tumbler, I tripped over the fluffy slippers and fell onto the glass, which cut my top lip.
My Dad, panicked, bundled me into our little Austin 7 and drove me to Casualty for my lip to be stitched.
Imagine, I'm lying there on a trolley, and all I could see were those great big fluffy pink slippers. Along came a very good looking young Doctor, with mistletoe on his hat, who stitched my lip whilst singing Christmas carols!!

That's one prize I wish I hadn't won.