What Won't You Have in the Garden?

I like being a bit different. I have a striped lawn but they are curvy stripes following the curvy edges. 

At the allotment I have done away with curves and have straight lined beds of various sizes and angles.

I wouldn't have a large red Acer Palmatum, as my neighbour has one and I don't like to copy.

I wouldn't have privet of Lawsons Cypress but have a few box plants, one of which I am trying to shape into an Easter Island head.