Forcing tomatoes to ripen by stopping watering them

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The tomatoes give me more sensible answers than a certain person whose "name" has 5 letters, starts with C, end with Y and has an "url" in the middle. 

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Of course they do!  Don't yours? Although Cour di bue answers in Italian and I'm afraid I don't understand.  Similar problem with San Marzano and Roma.  I also have fairies at the top of the garden but they're too shy to show themselves to me.  I occasionally hug the copper beech and tell her she's beautiful.   Paul doesn't think I'm loopy, he knows it .

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The tomatoes give me more sensible answers than a certain person whose "name" has 5 letters, starts with C, end with Y and has an "url" in the middle. 

Rather criptic you will have to provide better clues than that

My Welsh Onions like a little music as the sun goes down, they sway to a bit of Tom Jones and Bryn Terfel, but proper perk up when Katherine Jenkins Is playing.

My Welsh Onions like a little music as the sun goes down, they sway to a bit of Tom Jones and Bryn Terfel, but proper perk up when Katherine Jenkins Is playing.

I have a husband who perks up at the mention of Katherine Jenkins    , not so much Bryn Terfel.  I can't understand why. 

I think it’s obviously a hearing issue JJB, he probably struggles with the warbling low bass baritone of Bryn. Whereas the mezzo soprano belter that is KJ is clearly in the ideal range.