Twelve days of Christmas for Gardeners

Shall we re-write the Twelve Days of Christmas making it appropriate for gardeners? The twelve days start on Christmas Day, 25th, and end January 5th.
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Here are the original words:- 

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!


What would you like to receive On your First Day of Christmas instead of a "Partridge in a Pear tree". 

...........and a Polytunnel known as PT.

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me a hot bin composter   .

….and my own garden shed.

and a lorry load of composted manure.

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me
2 polytunnels
And a hot bin composter

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two floribundas
and a lorry load of composted manure

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two apple trees
and my own garden shed.

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me
two pairs of gloves
and a Polytunnel known as PT.

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me
3 wheelbarrows
2 polytunnels
And a hot bin composter