Welcome to the G&G Harvest Festival

So far we've had Mikey the Pedant and JJB the Rebel. I dread to think who'll be joining the awkward squad next.

I'm sure we'll all be moulded into the required shape with you and SC in the driving seat.  You could threaten the misbehaving children with a tongue lashing by SC! 

And we’ll have less of that bl**dy cheek as well young lady    .

So far we've had Mikey the Pedant and JJB the Rebel. I dread to think who'll be joining the awkward squad next.

I'm sure we'll all be moulded into the required shape with you and SC in the driving seat.  You could threaten the misbehaving children with a tongue lashing by SC! 

And we’ll have less of that bl**dy cheek as well young lady    .

YOUNG?!!  come off it SC I'm 66 in a fortnight!  And ' lady'?  Probably not.  I think you may have paid me a compliment - you'd better have a sit down and recover   

^^^^ or you should sit down and recover.

^^^^ you may be right VC. I don't get many compliments these days. To sit down, first I've got to get up!

The instructions / small print are the first post on every single category. Beautifully laid out by our veggie.
If you really want to take the whole thing that seriously, you use your 50p for scale   

Is it possible to borrow a 50p

So what about the tomato fruit or veg?

Also can I include Blackberry jam as technically I didn’t grow it but did prep and cook it in my kitchen.

So what about the tomato fruit or veg?

Its not a jam.

Which class would you enter a pea, bean or squash in? - Enter your tomato in that one.

Well different categories obviously, pea in best fertiliser, bean in prettiest seed, and squash in homebrew.

I’m struggling with what to enter in the kitchen one I’m about to start a marathon blackberry jelly challenge as the OH has already finished all the red raspberry jam. I’ve also got that small quantity of elderflower champagne to consider, and by October probably quite a few litres of medicinal elderberry syrup. That’s a really tough call.

So what about the tomato fruit or veg?

To quote Miles Kington