Your Chicken Name!

P is Frizzy Nugget or Posh Nugget depending on which first name he uses. Neither strike me  being P.

I'm a nugget too! Maybe we're related.

Heaven forfend!  It would be the long and the short of the Nugget family.

Gosh! I didn't realise P was shorter than me.

Only when he's gardening as he's usually on his hands and knees.