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Bren Offline
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Thanks Vinny it wasn't till it started I realized it wasn't your tractor.
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Vinny Offline
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(01-12-2022, 04:41 PM)Bren Wrote: Thanks Vinny it wasn't till it started I realized it wasn't your tractor.
Its a magic Fergie.............it drives itself! Big Grin
"I'd rather be the oldest in the gym rather than the youngest in the nursing home" Vinny
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Builder that would like to go play in the garden.
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Oh I love that Vinny! I could've sworn that was filmed in Sweden, until I had a closer look and realised there's a Fergie-land in Norway lol I wasn't far off!
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Vinny Offline
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Here's a one I spotted on facebook and raised a chuclkle! Big Grin

https://scontent-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t...e=63A10C6D
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Veggie Offline
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The Moneyless Chicken says:- 
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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Vinny Offline
Geordie living 'ower the watter'
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You've just remided me Vegge, I need to dig out the hot water bottle! Rolleyes

I jumped into bed last night and it was like jumping into a frozen lake. Cry
"I'd rather be the oldest in the gym rather than the youngest in the nursing home" Vinny
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Vinny Offline
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And another.........

https://scontent-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t...e=63A2955C
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Vinny Offline
Geordie living 'ower the watter'
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And these for Veggie! Big Grin

Some Cracker Jokes for Chickens
How does a chicken send mail to her friends?
In a hen-velope
Where’s the best place to find information on eggs?
In the hen-cyclopedia.
How do chickens leave a building?
They use the eggs-it!



I cut and pasted these 'Dad jokes' from an allotment newsletter.................so don't blame me! Tongue
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Veggie Offline
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Eggscruciatingly funny yolks, Big Grin
The Moneyless Chicken says:- 
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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