Funny notices
Spec Offline
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While watching the news this evening this notice was in view UNATTENDED & MESSY CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN A SHOT OF EXPRESSO AND A PUPPY, there is also this one that I have come across, Gents please stand closer, its not as big as you think, 
So to cheer some of us up please post any humourus notices that you have come across
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Spec Offline
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I AM POSTING THIS NOTICE WITH AN INCREDIBLY HEAVY HEART

As much as I like gardening and all my plants it takes up too much of my time and I am struggling to keep up with the basics such as shopping and cleaning the house so something has to give
I have decided I will have to re-home my collection
Please don't ask any questions, as I can't handle talking about it anymore.

Below is a list of what's available all FREE of charge
Serious enquiries only please
Thanks for reading and understanding.....



PICK UP ONLY
1 brush and shovel
2 Sponges
3 Dusters
4 Mop and bucket
5 Window cleaner
6 Vacuum
7 Dishwashing liquid
8 Laundry detergent
9 Fabric softeners
10 Laundry basket
11Cleaning sprays and polishes
12 Scrubbing brushes (borrowed from a friend)
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Can the Man Offline
Can the Man with the van
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(20-12-2020, 01:45 PM)Spec Wrote: I AM POSTING THIS NOTICE WITH AN INCREDIBLY HEAVY HEART

As much as I like gardening and all my plants it takes up too much of my time and I am struggling to keep up with the basics such as shopping and cleaning the house so something has to give
I have decided I will have to re-home my collection
Please don't ask any questions, as I can't handle talking about it anymore.

Below is a list of what's available all FREE of charge
Serious enquiries only please
Thanks for reading and understanding.....



PICK UP ONLY
1 brush and shovel
2 Sponges
3 Dusters
4 Mop and bucket
5 Window cleaner
6 Vacuum
7 Dishwashing liquid
8 Laundry detergent
9 Fabric softeners
10 Laundry basket
11Cleaning sprays and polishes
12 Scrubbing brushes (borrowed from a friend)
   
Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink whiskey.
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Moth Offline
Chissit No-digger
#4
[Image: 9ca3833e-0b41-4253-860b-b6f09320ee47.jpg]
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished  – Lao Tzu
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Moth Offline
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Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished  – Lao Tzu
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Spec Offline
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#6
   
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Spec Offline
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Here's a notice that some might need
   
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Moth Offline
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Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished  – Lao Tzu
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Mark_Riga Offline
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Seen on front page of another site:

   

And they've deleted all Two Sheds bean recipes.
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Can the Man with the van
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I suppose this will affect most members here  Tongue

   
Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink whiskey.
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