Mikey
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He’s irritatingly good on just a minute.
A pocket knife is not a weapon in the right hands it’s an essential garden tool.
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Neffa
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Don’t much like my options so.......
Young, svelt beauty
Burps Rapsody In Blue whilst,
Juggling sprouts dressed in a wetsuit.
Sorry but suits me better.
Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes.
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JJB
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(13-07-2020, 05:11 PM)Neffa Wrote: Don’t much like my options so.......
Young, svelt beauty
Burps Rapsody In Blue whilst,
Juggling sprouts dressed in a wetsuit.
Sorry but suits me better.
Neffa, my mind is boggling! 
Gardening is an excuse not to do housework
Greetings from Salisbury
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Veggie
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It was during the 2022 Lockdown that Neffa revealed her sprout juggling prowess to a mindboggled Moonraker. 
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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JJB
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(13-07-2020, 08:18 PM)Veggie Wrote: It was during the 2022 Lockdown that Neffa revealed her sprout juggling prowess to a mindboggled Moonraker.
Ha ha, excellent Veggie! 2022? Do you know something we don't. Nostradamus Veggie... find an avatar for that VC.
Gardening is an excuse not to do housework
Greetings from Salisbury
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Veggie
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It was on a damp July day when Veggie polished her crystal ball and looked into the future and saw a wildhaired old biddy shouting - Who swapped my ball for a mirror?
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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Curly
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I came on here thinking it would brighten me up but I have been left in the dark
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Veggie
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It was on that same damp July day that Curly found himself floundering in the dark, searching for his wee bawbee to put in the meter. 
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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Curly
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14-07-2020, 08:27 AM
(This post was last modified: 14-07-2020, 08:29 AM by Curly.)
The nice bright fire was ideal for roasting veggie's, but what? -
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Curly
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15-07-2020, 09:42 AM
(13-07-2020, 09:46 PM)Veggie Wrote: It was on a damp July day when Veggie polished her crystal ball and looked into the future and saw a wildhaired old biddy shouting - Who swapped my ball for a mirror? While looking into the future get tonight's lotto numbers, oh no you can't you have lost your crystal ball and you are referring to actual time, so you would be better letting your reflection, like everything else, go
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