Mikey
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Come on now JJB we all know naked attraction is saved in your favourites. 
I like exhibitionists but by that I generally mean those that grow exhibition vegetables like Medwyns of Anglesey. 
A pocket knife is not a weapon in the right hands it’s an essential garden tool.
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JJB
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I use it as a comparison site
Gardening is an excuse not to do housework
Greetings from Salisbury
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Admin
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I expect my ar$e was on view at some point today
I am only the Boss because Veggie lets me be!
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Vinny
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Vinny
Geordie living 'ower the watter'
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(01-05-2021, 07:14 PM)Admin Wrote: I expect my ar$e was on view at some point today Builders bum to park your bike in!
"The problem with retirement is that you never get a day off"- Abe Lemons
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Vinny
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Vinny
Geordie living 'ower the watter'
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We had a white frost today and I have been bricklaying in a blizzard. I do have shorts on, and refuse to dig out the Long john's at this time of year. It does get a bit Baltic around the nether regions but I have been wearing shorts for a month now and will not be back into trousers until Autumn. Naked bricklaying is not recommended especially if using a chop saw. (eek)
"The problem with retirement is that you never get a day off"- Abe Lemons
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Spec
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(01-05-2021, 12:33 PM)Veggie Wrote: You lead a sheltered life, Mikey - its been around for years. There'll be photos of gardeners, who think they have beautiful bodies (but don't) hiding their "assets" behind plant labels and hosepipes or, for the ladies, big squishy melons that are past their sell by date.
Never mind the weather, there are too many brambles and nettles here for me to consider it!!
3 points from your post Veggie
1/ What part of a ladies anatomy are you referring to as "big squishy melons that are past their sell by date"
2/ There is a lot to be said in favour of brambles and nettles
3/Whats the big attraction for lifestyles like that in Wales 
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Veggie
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(01-05-2021, 08:20 PM)Spec Wrote: (01-05-2021, 12:33 PM)Veggie Wrote: You lead a sheltered life, Mikey - its been around for years. There'll be photos of gardeners, who think they have beautiful bodies (but don't) hiding their "assets" behind plant labels and hosepipes or, for the ladies, big squishy melons that are past their sell by date.
Never mind the weather, there are too many brambles and nettles here for me to consider it!!
3 points from your post Veggie
1/ What part of a ladies anatomy are you referring to as "big squishy melons that are past their sell by date"
2/ There is a lot to be said in favour of brambles and nettles
3/Whats the big attraction for lifestyles like that in Wales 3 Answers for you, Spec.
1. You are clearly past your sell-by date if I have to explain that to you!
2. Blackberries and soup?
3. The warm sunshiny weather.
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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Can the Man
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I stripped off as far as my tee shirt today after that it was to bloody cold. I’m well used to naked beach’s as my holiday home is in Fuerteventura the island of open beaches.
Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink whiskey.
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