Do you have an ology?

^^^ you have a professorship in nutterology and you are tutoring  us all, we might even pass the exams

Creep, teachers pet, swat      

Hah Hah.  Creep maybe, swat, never.   I'll send her an apple if it gets me good grades - might be one exam I pass!  You'll not pass if you muck about at the back though

(On reflection it did sound a bit creepy, didn't it?  Didn't sound like that in my head as I wrote it though