Do you have an ology?

I'm feeling decidedly left out, not an ology in sight here. I was always reminded that my brother was the clever one, foolishly I believed it. I nearly got to finishing school in Ascot....does that count? Ended up at secretarial college in Salisbury looking after elderly grandma.
Masses of skills, no ologies.

As I said in my previous post I have nothing either, my siblings were A students, evedently by the time I came along the family "brains" pot was about empty and all I got was the dregs