The jobs I INTEND to do TODAY ;)

I see your point obviously, but still think it smacks of tautology.

Right! I intend definitely:
Get nextdoor's shopping list for tomorrow - this takes a little time as I'm the only social contact they have and they like a chat.

Possibly depending on the rain
To sort out cuttings and seeds to send to SC as promised, (in the cheapest manner possible), the cuttings are getting bigger and heavier.
Take down bean sticks - but this depends on P getting his DIY kit out of the shed to give me back their storage space.
Clear out defunct cucumber/s from GH

If rain stops play:
I might sort out existing seeds, choose what I want for next year, making sure I have enough.
Pick over saved flower seeds

I think that is more than enough for one day - I'm feeling exhausted already