The build

You could always hint at contacting these

https://www.lawscot.org.uk/for-the-publi...olicitors/

I may very well be forget the threat & just contact the above   .
on Thursday we got paperwork through that we had to print off and sign in front of a witness, then send back. Then final checks ( making sure there’s no other reason we can’t build footpaths & thing’s like that. Apparently leaving that till the end of the proceedings is normal. So I’ve had to keep a lid on my despair! ) could be made. Then it should have all been completed this week. 
Today Bob gets home to tell me we’ve got to sign the papers again in front of a witness! That will include all the bits of information like a ****ing map ! That she forgot to send last week! 

if I stop posting it’s probably because I’m in a cell! Weather it’ll be padded or with bars on the windows I’m uncertain!!!

I've liked your post but feel your pain SC.