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When I was a nipper, our toilet was outdoors, wooden seat, overhead cistern with long chain and newspaper on a string.
As I sat there I often wondered what the Queen's toilet was like - as I don't think I knew anyone with a posh toilet!!
I decided the Queen's toilet had an ivory seat (not sure how they shaped tusks into a seat, but that's what your imagination can do). It also had a Gold chain.
Its still had an overhead cistern and my imagination didn't stretch to which newspaper was on the string - The Times maybe?
As I sat there I often wondered what the Queen's toilet was like - as I don't think I knew anyone with a posh toilet!!
I decided the Queen's toilet had an ivory seat (not sure how they shaped tusks into a seat, but that's what your imagination can do). It also had a Gold chain.
Its still had an overhead cistern and my imagination didn't stretch to which newspaper was on the string - The Times maybe?
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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