Hot topic in the Mikey household

I just checked and it’s estimated that 80% of the world use a bidet, now I feel like a minority. We truly are an island, just not ones that understand how to use the sea shells. (Spot the film reference, 10 points to the victor)

Mikey years ago  my friend had a bidet she said its best use was for rinsing babies nappies     

That's a thought  what would happen in a power cut it would be as bad as  running out of loo roll.

Demolition man and 10 points to me