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Embarasing story.My Dad was a railwayman and liked a pint or two.We lived in a railway cottage next to the railway line.He woke up one night wanting to go to the toilet and could hardly stand because he was drunk as a skunk so instead of a long trip downstairs to the outside netty, he opened the bedoom window and peed out the window.
He was talking to his mates the next day, all railwaymen and they wee discussing the weather. The general consensus was that it had been a nice balmy night until one piped up " Aye but thee was a nasty shower as I passed your place with the train last night"
He was talking to his mates the next day, all railwaymen and they wee discussing the weather. The general consensus was that it had been a nice balmy night until one piped up " Aye but thee was a nasty shower as I passed your place with the train last night"
"I'd rather be the oldest in the gym rather than the youngest in the nursing home"
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