Forcing tomatoes to ripen by stopping watering them

Let me know if they ever answer you

Of course they do!  Don't yours? Although Cour di bue answers in Italian and I'm afraid I don't understand.  Similar problem with San Marzano and Roma.  I also have fairies at the top of the garden but they're too shy to show themselves to me.  I occasionally hug the copper beech and tell her she's beautiful.   Paul doesn't think I'm loopy, he knows it .