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(27-03-2025, 07:18 PM)Vinny Wrote: Yesterday was sunbathing weather, today is wood burner weather! Never two days the same unfortunately!Be careful what you wish for!
I remember a joke from schooldays where someone was born with one arm that was much longer than the other one. It was so long that it dragged on the ground. As in all old jokes, they find a magic lamp, from which emerges a genie who offers to grant them a wish.
"Thank you, Genie. I wish that both my arms were the same".
"Your wish is granted" said the Genie, who disappears in a puff of smoke - leaving the person with two very long arms, both dragging on the ground.
(You had to do the actions, when telling this joke!) .............I'll get my coat.
The Moneyless Chicken says:-
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without.
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