Twelve days of Christmas for Gardeners

Shall we re-write the Twelve Days of Christmas making it appropriate for gardeners? The twelve days start on Christmas Day, 25th, and end January 5th.
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Here are the original words:- 

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!


What would you like to receive On your First Day of Christmas instead of a "Partridge in a Pear tree".