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I’m going to make a mini scroll to write it on. The plan is currently forming.

Are you any good at calligraphy,  that's another skill I respect but don't have.

100% not in the slightest. But wish I could do the arty writing

There's always the printer, but doing a miniature scroll might be tricky. You could distress the paper and dye it with tea before printing.

Life is to short to hunt through many many boxes to find printer and even shorter to actually bother fighting with it     . FYI bobs not worth that much stress    . But I will be ageing the paper with a teabag, just as soon as I can find some white paper without lines on . Could also prove challenging     . Will be back with photos when I’m done     .

Totally understandable, you've enough stress already without looking for more.